The Film/TV/Book Quotes List Page

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from space. It's the only way to be sure" - Ellen Ripley, Aliens

"If you see anything this big with eight legs coming your way, let me know. I have to kill it before it develops language skills." - Londo Mollari, Babylon 5

"If you can't fuck it and it doesn't dance, eat it or throw it away" - Quilmar, Synners

"And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!" - Hondo, Top Gun

"No, no. The *other* one that died and came back to life." - Gunn, Angel 3x07 - Offspring

"Never send a human to do a machine's job." - Agent Smith, The Matrix

"Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum." - Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

"Not a man to mince words. People, yes. But not words." - Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." - Bishop, Aliens

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?'" - Chris Knight, Real Genius

"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning', the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea." - Tyler Durdam, Fight Club

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. " - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it is gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." - Paul Muad'Ib, Dune

"I love the smell of naplam in the morning...it smells like victory" - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now

"We're on a mission from God. " - John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, The Blues Brothers

"Are we having fun yet? " - Carol Burnett, Four Seasons

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! " - Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

"I wanna be just like you...all I need is a lobotomy and some tights. " - Judd Nelson to varsity wrestler Emilio Estevez, The Breakfast Club

"Cameron's so tight that if you stuck a piece of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond. " - Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it. " - Rick Moranis to Bill Pullman, Spaceballs

"Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! Greed will save the U.S.A! " - Michael Douglas, Wall Street

"K-Mart sucks! " - Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? " - Jack Nicholson, Batman

"Don't try and worry me kid. There are few things worse than death, and I can do all of them. " - Plague, Hackers

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? And what if you miss? " - Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

"God, schmod. I want my monkey man" - Bart Simpson

"A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice Cianti" - Hannibal Lecter, MD

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? " - Woody Allen, Without Feathers

"He's in a gunfight right now. Can I take a message? " - Under Siege

"Our policy doesn't cover fire, theft or acts of Dog" - Shop assistant in the Simpsons

"Why can't he just stay dead? " - The Joker referring to Batman

"I saw weird stuff in that place last night -- weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, *evil* stuff! And I want in! " - Homer J. Simpson

"If you want to do something right, kill Baldrick before you start " - Edmund Blackadder

"'There is no such thing as a gas-powered porcupine' - Al
'It all depends on what it had to eat'- Tim " - Home Improvement

"You have a nice friend there. Let's hope that someone runs over her. " - Jacques, Simpsons

"Don't mess with the neon love chicken!" - Whose Line Is It Anyway

"There is no sound, no voice, no cry in all the world that can be heard - unless someone listens." - Outer Limits

"Even mindless violence seems boring today" - Vyv, Young Ones

"War has no relatives" - General Zevo, Toys

"Define the scientific principle of the whammy " - Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) in the X-Files episode 'Pusher' (3.17)

"Come in, sit down, take the weight off your ego " - Clive Anderson to Gary Glitter

"Does anyone else feel like a doughnut? " - Homer

"So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and plead with him for your safety, and you're telling me you're completely sane? " - Arnold Judas Rimmer

"There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in hell " - Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

"Going forth is easy. Going back is harder as it requires an effort of will " - Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

"It must be Christmas. We've got police presence" - John Spencer

"We are smart enough to realise that we are stupid, and stupid enough to make the problem of becoming smarter hard." - Anders Sandberg, Amplifying Cognition: Extending Memory and Intelligence

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