The Religious Quotes List Page
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours" - Stephen Roberts
"This so-called 'new religion' is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate!" - Reverend Lovejoy
"A cult is a religion with no political power " - Tom Wolfe
"Hell is other people " - Garcin, No Exit, a play by Jean-Paul Sartre
"What if they gave a war and only one side came?" - Lucifer
"Sow the seeds of damnation, and I shall reap the souls of the tainted."
"Religion is to rationality as bullshit is to horsepower"
"Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help."
"Earth's last war. How and where it will be fought? At Adventist Church, Sunday evening"
"Why only twelve disciples? Go out and get thousands." - Samuel Goldwyn.
"All great truths begin as blasphemies" - George Bernard Shaw
"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei
"He was a wise man who invented God." - Plato
"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope." - P.J. O'Rourke
"When I hear any man talk of an unalterable law, the only effect it produces on me is to convince me that he is an unalterable fool" - Rev Sydney Smith
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